did i mention how cool my dad is?

so i was drinking this bird's nest snow jelly look alike thingy,
cause apparently it can boost your energy or something and i've
been like dead tired for the past few days.
When i was half way through, my dad said :" eh girl, do you know that what you're drinking is frogs' ovaries lining?"
I NEARLY DIED.
I SPITTED THE CHEWY THINGY OUT OF MY MOUTH.
I WAS-- THIS CLOSE TO USING THE TOILET BRUSH TO SCRUB MY MOUTH.
Throughout the whole vomitting/ puking process, my dad's expression
was dead serious.
then.... after everything, he was laughing and laughing. " Eh girl, I was just KIDDING."
I WANTED TO BOX HIM.
then he was like " if birds nest is just bird saliva, why don't you just go around and french kiss some birds, its way cheaper and environmentally friendly! "
-.-