the mind of a paranoid
  • I check behind the shower curtain everytime I walk into the bathroom
  • When I’m walking around in the dark I turn on two lights, then move to the next one and turn on that one, then turn the previous one off, and keep making this weird trail of on/off lights so it’s always light where I am.
  • I don’t look out windows at night because there’s gonna be something there.
  • If I wear a necklace while I’m sleeping it will get tangled and I will suffocate.
  • If I’m not completely covered by the blanket, someone will find me easier.
  • Someone will come in my window at night if it’s open (even though I’m on the 2nd floor)
  • Someone ( a lizard ) is always hiding in the dark waiting to kill me
  • The bridge will break
  • Someone will hold me hostage
  • A gunman will walk into the store while I’m in there
  • When I walk outside at night, someone’s watching me.
:P :P